Nanny 911 - I actually do love that show. I wonder if it's still on TV.... ?

Hey, friends. I know this isn't so exciting, but I just got home from an 8 (or 9?) day stay at the Blake Johnson home. While they relaxed in Hawaii, their kids needed to be cared for, of course!!
Here are my top 6 highlights of my last nannying trip before I have 2 kids of my own (Ok, Liz is leaving town in a couple weeks, but if I keep her kids, it will only be a couple days.)

6) Wyatt calling Lucas (age 5) "Rucas" all week. Cracked me up!

5) Marissa (12) purchasing a pitching machine on ebay with her dad's account while dad is in Hawaii. *Remind Blake to change his password :)

4) Eliza's (2) elbow was pulled out of socket while being roughed up (rough-housing is actually a nice way to put what these kids do). Dr. Becky put it back in place. Yes, Blake Johnson M.D. was on the phone telling me what to do. But I still felt kind of special inside - I should have been a doctor! Then I'd have those special feelings every day!

3) Speaking of rough-housing. Every time the kids got into it, Wyatt would follow them around saying "Stop it!" "No hitting!" "Be nice!" Even if he could hear something going on upstairs, he would run to the stairwell shouting something like, "Rucas, you okay??"

2) Caleb (14) farting in the very back of the gigantic SUV, and it stinking up the whole thing. Rotten, I tell you. The funny part is, we all blamed Miranda (10) for it. It was only after everyone was out of the car but him and Rucas (5) when I went back for something and opened the door... Holy Moly! Like a punch in the face, it stunk so bad. So potent. So deadly, in fact, Rucas was crying. Anyway, the truth finally prevailed. I went inside and informed everyone that poor Miranda was not the stinker all along.

1) Miranda (10) laughing so hard (why? I don't know! She was the one being blamed for the farts!!) that she peed her pants. He he. I guess she's kind of a stinker after all :)